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Lulu: '' Did I misunderstand? Were you not serious when you told me to get in a towel? Dante:  Are you kidding me? You're the sexiest rubber ducky a guy has ever laid his eyes on.''

Dante: ''Isn't a bit of a waste of time to play good cop/bad cop with a... cop?''

Edward: And I will not be going on any roller coaster, but if I did, it would be less of a strain on my heart than spending one evening at home with my daughter.

Sonny: Any way, she came here looking to buy some property, and her car broke down, so she came into my office and she asked to use the phone. Oliviva: She asked? Sonny:Well, you know, in that cute way she has. Olivia: ''Ha. Let me guess. She started stamping her feet and ordering people around. All of a sudden, you recognized her.''

Johnny: The man shoots a cop, finds out it's his child, must wreck his whole night, right?

Maxie: You're playing the old "I'm scared to sleep with my man because I'll lose him afterwards crap. Lulu: So is this a "Dear Maxie" sort of thing? Should I get on the sofa for this?

Morgan: You're a pretty lame gangster. Dominic: Who said I was a gangster? Morgan: Well, you're sure not a boy scout.

Lisa: I think Alice has the right idea, even though her way of implementing it may be a little heavy-handed. Alice: Hey, are you calling me fat, Twiggy?

Jason: Come on, you're not gonna shoot me. Lucky: Not in any place that would kill you.

Olivia: What do you want? Claudia: ''I want you to throw yourself off a building. Or under a bus. But since that's not very likely...''

Sonny: ''You know what, I made a terrible mistake. Can't we just move on from there. Lulu: A mistake is forgetting to put the top on the toothpaste or forgetting someone's birthday. You shot your son in the chest.''

Shirley: Next time why don't I just hold the doors open and you can push him down the elevator shaft?

Dante: You know, just so I have the boundaries clear, if I get locked out of the apartment, with or without a towel, I'm not allowed to go and ask Brook for help? Lulu: Mm-mmm. Dante: Okay, then what do I do? Lulu: You—I don't know—go on the fire escape and climb down the window. Dante: But what if it's the wintertime or there's people out there on the street? Lulu: You—Then, you're gonna give them a show.

Sam: If Jason finds you here, he will kill you with his bare hands. Franco: ''Why does everybody want to kill me with their bare hands? At least you show enough respect to use a gun.''

Helena: That was between Luke and me and that screeching windbag to whom he pretends to be married. Nikolas: You nearly killed the screeching windbag!

Matt: No offense, but I really wouldn't want you rummaging around my cranium after the day you've had. Patrick: ''Don't worry about it; the patients are safe. I wouldn't put a Band-Aid on Emma's doll after the day I've had.''

Milo: Ouble-tray. Diane: Ouble-tray? Seriously, Milo, Pig Latin?''

Lisa: ''I feel like Cinderella. But not in a good way.''